Friday, December 1, 2006

Oh American Apparel, you've done it... AGAIN.


Let it be known that American Apparel now has unitards.

I'm not one to completely shun unitards, but these were so bad that I didn't even buy one while drunk-shopping (which is a feat- I've gotten into trouble with black russians + ebay...). In fact, I didn't even buy their striped knee-heigh socks that theoretically sound right up my ally. Because their colors suck.

I think that's why they're open til midnight in the East Village- they're hoping the poor hipsters will get trashed enough to not properly contemplate the abstract concept of money and simply buy a whole bunch of sheisty retro crap.

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